You know what I hate? people who call and say we can come deliver today are you home when its 10.30 am. what do they think? people do not have jobs!!! and when you ask when can you deliver, they say I do not know, I have to check my book!! Stupid Stupid people.

Its chicken shawarma time, I do that a few times a month. I like chicken, some people say I eat chicken too much, well some people eat meat too much, so HA HA and HA back! I will eat chicken as much as I want, puck puck puck paaak.

You must have wondered why the title says bump in my ass? Ask the guy who wrote sex with cannibals. Then again maybe I do have one.