This came to me before I slept yesterday:

I have got a match in my hand, and I want to strike the box
I want to light it and see it burn.

I have got two matches in my hand, and I want to strike the box
I want to light them and see them ablaze.

I have three matches [...]

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I was watching the news last night, and they had a story about the furniture ripper. Supposedly there is this person who goes around furniture stores and slashes the sofas, beds, etc., of course costing the store a fortune.
Apparently there was a woman active in the Netherlands 7 years ago, but this one "according [...]

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