I would act like Gregor in Kafka's _The Metamorphosis_ except that I will make sure that my family would not be ashamed of me. I will prove to them that I am another step in the process of evolution. The first was when man walked on two, the second when I walked on two, but in reversed order. So it's a bit surreal, but nothing too outlandish to handle.
Elmohem, it will make polishing my toe nails easier, don't you think?