I just watched a short segment on ABC "Good Morning America" on Men Cosmetics, and they had this cream called "Butt Fixing Cream"!!! So I did a quick search and this is what I found from one site, I am sure many others would have similar products. Butt Fixing Cream "No butts about it! Our Butt Fixing Cream is designed to smooth, improve, firm and tone skin to improve your rear view from every angle. This unfragranced, lightweight cream is formulated with glycolic acid to exfoliate skin, lemon peel and chamomile extract to help brighten, even, firm and tighten skin. Soothes and refreshes. Leaves skin baby's butt soft."

Ok, am I the only one who thinks he lives in the stone age, or do people really use that! or even, do you want it!! I am sure they have a similar product for women.