I am sure many of you had dreams of blogging, and they usually revolve around talking to someone, then all of a sudden you are somewhere else picking corn, or maybe not being able to load that photo or post, then you end up in an exam hall, 2 hours late and with 2 minutes left to finish a 80 question exam, or maybe even wrapped in red ribbons wearing a penguin suit while a nice chubby.... hmm no, let's pass on that oneAnyways, yesterday my dream was on the blogging council. The room was full with bloggers, discussing an important point (well important in the dream at least), which was who should control the blog-o-sphere for the next 4 years. Apparently, each four years you get an election for the leader of the blog-o-sphere, and that leader sets the guidelines of how matters should be run in the different blogs.

The supreme council consisted of 8 or 10 members, and I think they were divided by genre. Jackie and Ram were talking about how to handle the rise in happiness in their region and they wanted to stamp that with force. Jackie was wearing a shirt with a cute baby picture, and Ram was dressed in big red boots. Q was also involved in that discussion, but he was jumping up and down saying "did you hear those rockets? Did you hear those sounds! I told you, I told you!!" and his mouth was covered with Qudsiya!!

I also remember Nano and Jewaira discussing the latest gossip from their meetings in the female region. Zaydoun was involved in a heated discussion with a strange guy on the dangers of Islamic sugar coated donuts!! That guy kept saying " you cannot handle our donuts, you do not have the stomach." and Zaydoun was arguing back, and got support from plushness and PSS. I am sure other bloggers were there, but I do not recall what they did.

Then other things happened (you know other dreams coming in as usual), but what I remember very good was that I came in the room, dressed in a long robe, black, with a skull emblem, spikey blond hair, green eyes (those I have men qabel), and two big penguins next to me. Then the room went quiet.

I looked straight at the table with the council, went to the front and told the president of the council, " I am here to reclaim my throne and get what you stole from us." It seems the blog-o-sphere was changed into a sort of people's republic a few years back and the king was sent out packing because he was such a tyrant and dictator. I was the son of the king.

Then the room turned dark, bloggers started to suffocate, and slowly, one by one started to fall dead, except two. Maryam the astronaut since she was wearing a space suit and the president. Maryam watched quietly as she has been trained to handle all sort of circumstances for her space trips. The two penguins held the president down and asked her to surrender. She refused, and said," I will never surrender to you, NEVER."

At that moment, Swair, Rabab, Nibaq, Tata (you were bald in this dream)came in dressed in blue tights and green ribbons. They were the knights of the council and started fighting with the penguins. The penguins were huge and they could handle them all, but it was a big battle. I stood there watching, the president joined the fight, so it was five people against two giant penguins. At the end, the two penguins were dead, and so were all the knights except the president and Rabab. They approached me and said " now what will you do??" At that moment, maryam latched a rocket on my back and we flew out and I was saying "This is not over!!!

Then I woke up. For people who associate dreams and food, I cooked chicken Korma ams.

I am sure many of you are asking who was the president. Well in my dream she was not one person, she was two people. The body and looks were that of Jelly Belly, the personality was that of Shosho.

Explanation of the dream? I do not even want to think of one