I did this before, but now since we have many new bloggers, I have decided to do it again. Ask Purgatory and you might get an answer on your question.
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Dear papa,
How can I escape mama,kidnap mrs.baker, steal Don's lips since i don't have any, make Duckie join me, disembark maryam from her spaceship and start our space adventures, without forgetting to steal your recipe book because I want to cook marvels as I float and spin in space?
-your devoted son, p4
ps. Oh and Auntie Jackie must never know that Duckie is joining me...
How can I escape mama,kidnap mrs.baker, steal Don's lips since i don't have any, make Duckie join me, disembark maryam from her spaceship and start our space adventures, without forgetting to steal your recipe book because I want to cook marvels as I float and spin in space?
-your devoted son, p4
ps. Oh and Auntie Jackie must never know that Duckie is joining me...
Too late buddy 
I do know.. and I don't know why you are afraid I won't agree I say by all means take Duckie with you
Dear Purg,
I feel lost and not myself anymore? Why is that? I mean something is missing from my blog, something is missing from me as a person, it's just I can't pinpoint the missing link. What should I do?
Hopelessly lost and missing :~(
I do know.. and I don't know why you are afraid I won't agree I say by all means take Duckie with you Dear Purg,
I feel lost and not myself anymore? Why is that? I mean something is missing from my blog, something is missing from me as a person, it's just I can't pinpoint the missing link. What should I do?
Hopelessly lost and missing :~(
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Dear Purg,
I want to go with the seagulls; but I don't have wnigs.
How could I get wings to fly away?
I want to go with the seagulls; but I don't have wnigs.
How could I get wings to fly away?
Dear purg,
Do penguins smell? & if so, what kind of deodorant they use?
Do penguins smell? & if so, what kind of deodorant they use?
wanasa LOL bas ma 3endee question now :p
Dear Purg,
How can I ride my two bikes at the same time? another question is how can I cross ride on my bike from Europe to America without stopping and taking a plane (by air in all kinds) or a ship( by sea) to do it?
How can I ride my two bikes at the same time? another question is how can I cross ride on my bike from Europe to America without stopping and taking a plane (by air in all kinds) or a ship( by sea) to do it?
This is not a post like ask Jewaira or ask Abby, this a post where you can ask me questions on things you would like to know on Purgatory. So I advice you all to revise your questions.
ahaaaaaaaa !
aha! shno aha ask ya bent
ask ya bent hehe :p
mabee awal wa7da akhaf ma fahamt 9a7
mabee awal wa7da akhaf ma fahamt 9a7
Dear purg,
When you take over the world & human beings are part of your "Purgatorian Experience", will they smell? And what kind of deodorant should they use?
When you take over the world & human beings are part of your "Purgatorian Experience", will they smell? And what kind of deodorant should they use?
Ra-1, ya gabana
bo_ghazi, shsweee feeek hatha so'al
I will answer:
Yes they will smell because of the stinch of dead bodies, hence, no deodrant is needed.
If they want to reduce the smell before they die, I suggest they use deodrant markat elba6reeq elqormozi. Use it 2 times a day at least and you will not have a bad odor when the penguins come for you, assuming you are a target of the Penguin army
bo_ghazi, shsweee feeek
hatha so'al I will answer:
Yes they will smell because of the stinch of dead bodies, hence, no deodrant is needed.
If they want to reduce the smell before they die, I suggest they use deodrant markat elba6reeq elqormozi. Use it 2 times a day at least and you will not have a bad odor when the penguins come for you, assuming you are a target of the Penguin army
When you take over the world & human beings are part of your "Purgatorian Experience", how would you answer the following question:
Dear Purg,
I want to go with the seagulls; but I don't have wnigs.
How could I get wings to fly away?
:p
Dear Purg,
I want to go with the seagulls; but I don't have wnigs.
How could I get wings to fly away?
:p
TF, shno you are in kahots with b0_ghazi
ya3ni ghaseb answer, fine, last question answwerd that is not related to the post, so anyone else asking after TF will get their head chopped. So follow the rules
TF, drink red bull
ya3ni ghaseb answer, fine, last question answwerd that is not related to the post, so anyone else asking after TF will get their head chopped. So follow the rules
TF, drink red bull
i shouldn't ask but i will
1.what does your nick nem means !
2.Are you in love ?
3.would you mind marrying a rapped woman ?
4.what do u see yourself in 7 years ?
5.did you break any one's heart ?
6.what do you do for livinG
oakheraan
7. likes and dislikes !
:D
1.what does your nick nem means !
2.Are you in love ?
3.would you mind marrying a rapped woman ?
4.what do u see yourself in 7 years ?
5.did you break any one's heart ?
6.what do you do for livinG
oakheraan
7. likes and dislikes !
:D bo-ghazii .! Nice one .. LOL
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Hehe estalmook al banat ya purg
Purg dearest,
Why did you post this post?
And why do fools fall in love?
Why did you post this post?
And why do fools fall in love?
Pink,
1. check an earlier post explaining the meaning.
2. no
3. odd question, explain?
4. alive
5. Yes
6. Research scientist at this moment.
7. that is a general question, so make it more specific.
AND!!! why ask so many questions, ask one!
1. check an earlier post explaining the meaning.
2. no
3. odd question, explain?
4. alive
5. Yes
6. Research scientist at this moment.
7. that is a general question, so make it more specific.
AND!!! why ask so many questions, ask one!
Ra-1,
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. I do not see them as scary, I seem them as expressive of a mood or a feeling.
4. No, the only pet I ever have is myself
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. I do not see them as scary, I seem them as expressive of a mood or a feeling.
4. No, the only pet I ever have is myself
Nooni,
Shurouq,
Why not, it is an interesting short post that can generate lots of comments, plus can give answers to curious minds.
As for your second question, because they rush in
Shurouq,
Why not, it is an interesting short post that can generate lots of comments, plus can give answers to curious minds.
As for your second question, because they rush in
How could a sweet person like me BLACKMAIL a Purgatory?
TF
1) Why do u always write in RED?
2) Why do u like Penguins?
to be continued :p
2) Why do u like Penguins?
to be continued :p
Q8CG, because shosho writes in blue. I choose red because it is the colour of blood.
Penguins, now that is my secret
Penguins, now that is my secret
I would like to see the answer to P4's question please, and mine! ANSWER NOW OR I WILL RELEASE THE KAMAKAZI PENGUINS ON YOU!
tell me when is purgatory going to eat some ppl?
would it take some requests?
would it take some requests?
Dont u think it is silly having penguins in ur army?? what if someone else has..say EAGLES in his/her army then can beat ur penguins so easily as they have the upperhand with land and air advantage... ur silly penguins will just be squatting on the ground..
I need some of your super powers...so how can you get such powers?
Jackie, release them
Nooni, anytime you want
Al, maybe, but the penguin army is a mixed bunch of Penguins of different sizes, shapes and abilities, so eagles are never a problem.
JB, you need to have some of my P-genes in you, so an operation is needed
Nooni, anytime you want
Al, maybe, but the penguin army is a mixed bunch of Penguins of different sizes, shapes and abilities, so eagles are never a problem.
JB, you need to have some of my P-genes in you, so an operation is needed
heeeya but can i choose the way to burn them?
What is the Purgatorians soft spot other than food?
nooni, of course
Ayya, tall women, 165 cm and taller
Ayya, tall women, 165 cm and taller
hehehe please then dR.D and Mr.M and Mrs.E but please i dont want you to hurt them i just want them in ashes as soon as possible but dont hurt them i want sudden death 7aram they goo through all the pain ..i simply want them to disappear from this earth
wallah ma3araftlik marah etgol ASK o mara etgol LA .! that was .02% of my question ya3ne there is a long long list BUT now i'm not gonna ask . ! DEQARTNI ! I HATE PENGUINS specially when it WALKS! china fehom bozliqa ( is it okay to say that ? )
Pink,
shfeech get used to teasing in this blog you can ask but not 10 at one time.
As for your dislike for penguins, you can say that, but that means that the Penguin army might be after you
shfeech
get used to teasing in this blog you can ask but not 10 at one time.As for your dislike for penguins, you can say that, but that means that the Penguin army might be after you
NO NO NOT the penguin army !! do u know why i hate your species i remind me of the Penguin in BATMAN !when he ate the EAR ! that my Only reason ! it short VERY SHORT ( e7tareso min koolo gareben min il ardh ) it a quote :/