See my brothers and sisters of the planet Earth, Essential Purgatory while harsh on most, is a benign creature of light, who tries to spread the message through the blog-o-sphere. Essential Purgatory is not cruel, but essential Purgatory is not fair either.

I am the professor you always hated in school. I am the one you always trembled to face when you have done wrong. I am the one who you stayed quiet and obedient in front. Do you remember? I bet you do. Well that person was me. Yes, that person was me, but in another Purgatorian form.
The Essential Purgatory has always been around, and will always be around, I am not going anywhere. I will follow you wherever you go and in your dreams. You will never get rid of me, because there is no cure for the Purgatorian Experience.
Enjoy your coffee TF and have some cookies.