Purgatory is open for business again, step right in."
Yes humans, we are back! You like it, you like it, you really really like it, don't ya? "...hot like me, do.."
*slaps them cheeks* WAKE UP!
OK humans, Purgatory has opened its doors for you to repent again. Some of you lazy bums were enjoying your time in that other place, and thought we may never open again, but ha! ha! and a double ha ha!
I think this new Purgatory is more "human-friendly" and should be suitable for all your needs since you complain too much. Complain, Complain and Complain. That is all you do.
WELL IF YOU WANT TO COMPLAIN THAT MUCH, GO TO HELL OR SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER, BUT LEAVE US IN PEACE
To commemorate this day, one of our most esteemed alumni, the woman that puts the P in Fusla, has made this special stamp, which should be a collector's item soon. So humans, I present to you the Purgatorian Stamp.
