Meet Chick. Chick is your worst nightmare as a guy. She always chases people away from you, she always follows you, you dream of her, you think of her, you see her everywhere.

She has a killer smile, a wonderful rose, but the moment you look left or right, she takes her knife out and kills you.

Then again, what women is not loony? you see them here, there, and in that small corner behind your tv where only dust accumulates.

Stay away from them, they will kill you.

Now for a message from our sponsors.