Now that's just plain impractical... how's she gonna check her voice mail?.. pull on her belly button? hmm.. at least that would make it useful eh?
Purg-- after much searching and reading, ok maybe not thaat much, I have fiiiinally discovered the purgatorian experience.. for a while there I thought it didn't exist!
(2) Widespread news reports in December at first said a Blue Springs, Mo., woman had "swallowed" her cell phone after an argument with her boyfriend, but of course, miniaturization technology is not quite that advanced, and, several days later, Blue Springs police said it was not a swallowing but an attempted cramming and arrested the boyfriend. [Baltimore Sun-AP, 1-4-06] [Kansas City Star-AP, 12-29-05]