I was flipping through the guide when I saw this article at the start, titled "10 steps for boosting corporate creativity". What is odd about this article is when you read the ten steps you wonder what the person writing this piece was thinking of. The majority seem normal and can make sense, but these three steps! THESE THREE! you tell me, am I the only one who sees something odd about them??
1. Listen to music by Johann Sebastian Bach. If Bach doesn't make you more creative, you should probably see your doctor - or your brain surgeon if you are also troubled by headaches, hallucinations or strange urges in the middle of the night.2. Don't watch TV, Experiments performed by the Bazaar creative laboratory show that watching TV causes your brain to slowly trickle out your ears and/or nose. It is not pretty, but it happens.
3. Don't do drugs. People on drugs think they are creative. To everyone else, they seem like people on drugs.
So I guess I need to find a brain surgeon to cure me from midnight hallucinations since I do not like Bach.
But wait a minute!!!, I like to watch tv, so my brain must have been lost a long time ago!
OH MY! thats what I squashed five years ago, no wonder I am always thinking of food all the time, my stomach has moved upstairs! Am I on drugs! Am I dazed and confused !
White Rabbit! White Rabbit! White Rabbit!
18 Responses to “Bazaar Dining Guide - Who wrote this piece!”
wahahahaha.. very odd.. shouldn't this magazine go to people who are just as odd?
odd people who aren't on drugs.. that's odd...
odd people who aren't on drugs.. that's odd...
OHH, so that's what's wrong with YOU!
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non of this make sense to me. maybe im too creative to see the point, i live in my own universe of creativity. and who said drugs dont boost creativity?
So my brain has melted and fell along time ago! :/
I was flipping through that guide myself, when I saw your comment.
I like your post. More, please.
I like your post. More, please.
There is no point to it! The writer doesn't have anything to write about so he put a few things together and made it an article!
The worst part is that the magazine has a so-called "creative laboratory"!
The worst part is that the magazine has a so-called "creative laboratory"!
i think this is ur longest post ever! i should have given u a book ages ago!
What a load of bullcrap!
I think most artists (singers, writers, painters, etc) were high or on something when they created famed masterpieces...
Swair, well this is just an article in the guide itself, so I have no clue how the other lists look like, but if I find anything interesting, will post.
Shopa, you are what is wrong with me, so start getting chubby
Mar, yeah you are creative in your own universe
Jackie, of course.
Tooomz, hmm my posts are always nice, if you just give it the time.
Stallion, yeah, maybe we should get a field trip to that place.
Ram, no I wrote longer posts, and its not a book its a guide. By the way my friend wants two, can you get me some?
Miya, of course.
Erzulie, exactly!
Shopa, you are what is wrong with me, so start getting chubby
Mar, yeah you are creative in your own universe
Jackie, of course.
Tooomz, hmm my posts are always nice, if you just give it the time.
Stallion, yeah, maybe we should get a field trip to that place.
Ram, no I wrote longer posts, and its not a book its a guide. By the way my friend wants two, can you get me some?
Miya, of course.
Erzulie, exactly!
I gained 1 kilo this week 
i like
swair' smile.. very sincere
and they way you broke down those three arguments is quite the read.
swair' smile.. very sincere
and they way you broke down those three arguments is quite the read.
I'm up for a field trip! When?
Purg: I liked it cuz it was more personal and longer, like Ram said.
1- The writer could have bought a lot of Bach CDs or something & wanted to sell them.
2- He wants us to listen to the CDs & stop wasting time on tv.
3- He knows that we do not need drugs any more, the music does it all.
No effence Bach,, but purgie donm't you c the logic in it ;p
2- He wants us to listen to the CDs & stop wasting time on tv.
3- He knows that we do not need drugs any more, the music does it all.
No effence Bach,, but purgie donm't you c the logic in it ;p
Shopa, mabrook
Vintage, hmm thanks
Stallion, ask pearl of god or whatever she calls herself now
Tooomz, ok
Q8CG, hmm what logic! you must be a BACH LOVER!!
Vintage, hmm thanks
Stallion, ask pearl of god or whatever she calls herself now
Tooomz, ok
Q8CG, hmm what logic! you must be a BACH LOVER!!
Very strange. I tried to understand but I guess I don't get the subtle innuendos of this post
I meant that the guy who wrote the post is selling Bach CDs thats why it kinda makes little sence to me ;p