I was eating my hotdog tonight and then a piece of tomato fell from the sandwich onto my shirt, which I picked and ate. This made me think, why does this happen to me often? Does my body have some magnetic field that attracts food?
I have had many sorts of food fall on my clothing, from the usual ketchup and mustard, to curry sauce being on the back of my shirt, middle back of my shirt! Am I a shirt feeder?
Hi my name is Purgatory and I am a shirt feeder. Is shirt feeding legal or illegal? Is it against the norms of nature? I do not know. What I do know is that my shirts like food.
Maybe the field generated around my body, or my aura, get hungry, that it pulls food out of my plates and sandwiches on to my shirts, and while it is transferred in the space between aura, shirt (or body), my aura feeds on the energy generated from the fall, makes sense?
So are you a shirt feeder too?
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Yeah, at times I can be a shirt, pants, dishdasha, bed spread, carpet, you name it feeder! :oP
Purg put a gun to my head and had me delete my comment.
I'm never commenting on this blog again.
There.
I'm never commenting on this blog again.
There.
question remains though..
Is there a hidden message here too?
Is there a hidden message here too?
Shurouq, what comment? no hidden message in this post.
WHAT COMMENT?!!
The one on Shaikh Sabah al Ahmad
The one on Shaikh Sabah al Ahmad
I had to, you said things that should not have been said, this post is not political, nor is this blog. Please refrain from attacking public figures. I know you are frustrated, and want to shape things on your own, for your own agenda, but I will not let you suck this blog into it.
LOL
Yomma minnik!
Did I say Sabah al Ahmad?
I meant Sabah Fakhri
Yomma minnik!
Did I say Sabah al Ahmad?
I meant Sabah Fakhri
Ok.. I knew you wouldn't have a clue who Sabah Fakhri is
And first song eb3atli jawab is my favorite.
And first song eb3atli jawab is my favorite.
are you a well endowed man ya purg?
I attract bruises, not food...
It is a good thing you are feeding shirts. Without you, they would starve.
It is a good thing you are feeding shirts. Without you, they would starve.
You're fired !!
My mother is, my other sister is. I however am not a shirt feeder, because I kind of coordinate between the spoon or sandwich and my mouth you know. I don't over-aim.
did the hotdog have a name?
i know how to aim the food into my mouth....not a shirt feeder but just as my jackie stated my other sis and my mummy heheh oh yea and the little one all are shirt feeders...we should like open up this club just like the what you call it the meetings where you say your name and what your addicted to....you should lead them
you need a bib lol
you need a bib lol
hehe i like this post , maybe you should start doing your own laundry and wash your own shirts , you wont be a shirt feeder anymore !
Ext. Dodo, that question I cannot answer here
Caff, you mean when you eat you get bruises? or that you bump into things?
Diigmaa, fired from what?
Jacqui, hmm I can believe that, you have balance.
Rampurple, no, it was nameless, but it was big enough to enjoy.
YBF, I already have a bib
MC, even when I used to do my own washing, that did not change, it is the magnetic field around my shirt as I explained that causes it, I think.
Caff, you mean when you eat you get bruises? or that you bump into things?
Diigmaa, fired from what?
Jacqui, hmm I can believe that, you have balance.
Rampurple, no, it was nameless, but it was big enough to enjoy.
YBF, I already have a bib
MC, even when I used to do my own washing, that did not change, it is the magnetic field around my shirt as I explained that causes it, I think.
was eating my hotdog tonight ...not a good way to start a conversation
Mar, 
how exactly did it get to the middle back of your shirt?
I bump into things...when I just wake up, when I'm eating...
Is it only food man ;)?
Be honest with us
Be honest with us
hmm, well mostly food and I bump into stuff occasionally like Caff.
I don't know if you watch the movie "Hitch" but "Allegra" made a comment about her date having mustard in his shirt and she thought that was cute.
So, I say you might be on to something here!
So, I say you might be on to something here!
I think there is a much deeper meaning to this post than meets the eye.
It is too simple and straightforward.
It is too simple and straightforward.
Diamon, so I need to spill mustard on myself?
Jewaira, and what do you think that is?
Jewaira, and what do you think that is?
don't mind me... I was having a Donald Trump moment..
Self preservation instinct that your new found progressive "logic" is overriding. See... you're not dropping stuff accidently, you're merely saving it for later!
you're not a shirt feeder, you might be clumsy though or a greedy eater, oink oink.
Hazolat, may the curse of shirt feeder be on you.
it's already on me, why do you think i analyzed you right? i've got soy sauce on my shirt now as i type.
la tad3i 3ala a7ad tho, it only gets back at you, didn't you know that?
la tad3i 3ala a7ad tho, it only gets back at you, didn't you know that?
Well am cursed already, so makes no difference. And how come you have soy sauce on ur shirt at 11 am!!
yesterday's shirt ehehe
ehehe