I was talking with Rampurple discussing a few things about tonight when I asked her for something and that reminded me of Mark.
We all know Mark, he is the one who has the most hits on his posts, the one that all restaurants fear, establishments crumble when he comes in. One of Mark's passions is food, he enjoys food and enjoys evaluating it of course as we all know, and when he gets a rotten deal, he lets everyone know about it, making him get free food many times.
So this made me think, can we use his name as a way to get the best meals and best deals from people? I think we can.
I hereby encourage you to start the Mark campaign. The following phrases can be used to pay tribute to him.
- "But I am Mark's sister/brother, do you know what that means??"
- "This is expensive, I will tell my nephew Mark about you guys, you will see!"
- "I know I am late, so what? Mark is my father! sue me!"
Purgatorian Post # 748