Dear Fizzles,
I was talking to Dr. Pepper and we were arguing about Redbull. Dr. Pepper is infatuated with Redbull. Redbull is a small drink that is a compact galaxy of energy, making everyone satisfied. However, I want that Redbull, but alas it comes in a small package. I do not like drinks in small packages, I always choose for the big ones. Therefore, I want a superduper Redbull to satisfy my needs.
But, Dr. Pepper is a selfish prick, claiming that Redbull is Dr. Pepper's property only! I tried to explain that I am only interested in the contents and not the can, and requested permission, very nicely, to clone the Redbull drink. Dr. Pepper refused and decided to cite and quote articles of the Soft Drinks laws and regulations.
Now Fanta is a friend of Redbull, but Fanta is full of orange. Sometimes, orange can be very tangy, as you all know, and it can turn into a disaster. However, for the sake of Soft Drink homogeneity, I tolerate Fanta. If I asked Fanta, Fanta will say both Dr. Pepper and RedBull belong to THE Fanta and that I have no right to even speak to Dr. Pepper. I think that is just plain rude, but Fanta is powerful! very powerful.
So now I am faced with a big dilemma, I want Redbull in a supersize curvy bottle, all for me, but both Dr. Pepper and Fanta will not assist me! Please Help.
Yours,
Shani
Purgatorian Post # 759
One Response to “Dear Fizzles”
Tooomz said...
1st
5/30/2006 05:12:46 PM
nibaq said...
2nd
5/30/2006 06:41:36 PM
ZiZoTiMe said...
LoooooooooooooooooooL
Neither
Liban will be perfect
5/30/2006 07:10:17 PM
SnoCone said...
I'm on the outs with Redbull bcz it tastes like feckin cough syrup. I do the casual acquaintance thing with Fanta, but someday I'm going to bear Dr. Peppers red shiny caffeinated children. Shani was a childhood friend but we lost touch years ago.
5/30/2006 07:29:23 PM
Extinct-Dodo said...
fido dido wbas
ya lazeeez ya raye2 :p
5/30/2006 07:31:24 PM
Your Battlefield said...
different....nothing you mentioned i like....no comment about them...they taste bitter yet leave it without words....what happened to fresh juice, pepsi, coke..not the drugs :)...7-up the one that cures every sickness ;)..mountain dew...lemonade...i think you need a course in flavours....you have
no .... ends here...
redbull----?no
dr.pepper----?never
shani----?ugh..nope
fanta---?mulling over the choice
5/30/2006 08:07:23 PM
ScarlO said...
I agree with Dodo.
"eshrab 7up"
--From "ZiZo at work. Part 2"
-Tuesday, May 16, 2006 6:42:09 PM
5/30/2006 08:12:59 PM
fractal00 said...
hmmmmm .... all the energy going around ... i'm thirsty
5/30/2006 10:43:38 PM
Purgatory said...
Toomz and nibaq, you hooligans!
Zizo, not in this case
Snocone, interesting comment.
Ext. Dodo,
YBF, k
Scarlo, again, this is something else.
Fractal,
5/31/2006 08:56:09 AM
Tooomz said...
hooligans? nibaq, hooligans shall we be?
5/31/2006 04:00:50 PM
1st
5/30/2006 05:12:46 PM
nibaq said...
2nd
5/30/2006 06:41:36 PM
ZiZoTiMe said...
LoooooooooooooooooooL
Neither
Liban will be perfect
5/30/2006 07:10:17 PM
SnoCone said...
I'm on the outs with Redbull bcz it tastes like feckin cough syrup. I do the casual acquaintance thing with Fanta, but someday I'm going to bear Dr. Peppers red shiny caffeinated children. Shani was a childhood friend but we lost touch years ago.
5/30/2006 07:29:23 PM
Extinct-Dodo said...
fido dido wbas
ya lazeeez ya raye2 :p
5/30/2006 07:31:24 PM
Your Battlefield said...
different....nothing you mentioned i like....no comment about them...they taste bitter yet leave it without words....what happened to fresh juice, pepsi, coke..not the drugs :)...7-up the one that cures every sickness ;)..mountain dew...lemonade...i think you need a course in flavours....you have
no .... ends here...redbull----?no
dr.pepper----?never
shani----?ugh..nope
fanta---?mulling over the choice
5/30/2006 08:07:23 PM
ScarlO said...
I agree with Dodo.
"eshrab 7up"
--From "ZiZo at work. Part 2"
-Tuesday, May 16, 2006 6:42:09 PM
5/30/2006 08:12:59 PM
fractal00 said...
hmmmmm .... all the energy going around ... i'm thirsty
5/30/2006 10:43:38 PM
Purgatory said...
Toomz and nibaq, you hooligans!
Zizo, not in this case
Snocone, interesting comment.
Ext. Dodo,
YBF, k
Scarlo, again, this is something else.
Fractal,
5/31/2006 08:56:09 AM
Tooomz said...
hooligans? nibaq, hooligans shall we be?
5/31/2006 04:00:50 PM