Place : Kitchen
Purgatory : Eating Dinner from KFC
P: NUM NUM NUM....
Maid: Did you scratch the card?
P: NUM NU..no you do it
Maid: (Scratches card)..It says Car
P: CAR?? (looks closer).. its CAP!
Maid: We are never lucky (notice the we part)
P:Yah I guess so (continues eating)
Maid: If you won a car what will you do?
P: Sell it
Maid: Why!!
P: Why? Its free so I can get more for it.
Maid: What if you won a car just like your sister's car (Lexus 300)
P: No, it has a big butt, I do not like cars with butts.
Maid: (confused)
Purg: I like cars with angles, likes this and this and this, not big butts.
The main objective for writing this story now is 1) Before I forget the details after eating and 2) to start with my point of view about butt cars.
I do not like cars with butts. Cars with butts are these new models which are not angled as they used to be and instead the front or back is shaped like a butt for better aerodynamics. So some cars have two butts for example. I am a traditionalist when it comes to cars, I want a car that drives, gets me from A to B, Airco, CD is ok, good mirror size, but NO BUTTS! The trunk and hood should be done like this, and this and this!
I say no to BUTT CARS! NO NO NO and another NO!
Purgatorian Post #789
12 Responses to “Butt Cars”
looool ya7lailha your maid.
num num num huh
awwww how cute... i hope you didnt overfeed your shirt though.
i agree with you on bubble butt cars, they're not very appealing. but i thought you, of all people, would like that feature in cars since you're into thick chicks and all
num num num huh
awwww how cute... i hope you didnt overfeed your shirt though.i agree with you on bubble butt cars, they're not very appealing. but i thought you, of all people, would like that feature in cars since you're into thick chicks and all
am thinking about square butts !
Show us a pic of your ideal car. Maybe we can all chip in and get you one for your bday 
Interesting you carry out a conversation during food?
My aunt's husband came in one day to my grandma's house while we were having lunch there and well we were quiet unlike our usual Thursday lunches, and he's like its too quiet.. I was like I savor the food hence the quietness!
My aunt's husband came in one day to my grandma's house while we were having lunch there and well we were quiet unlike our usual Thursday lunches, and he's like its too quiet.. I was like I savor the food hence the quietness!
well i don't like cars with large lips i love them pointed like mine
volvo sucks.
volvo sucks.
You share a very special relationship with your maid
EWW how can you eat KFC?
Purg
The intersting part of the story was the (we) part
The intersting part of the story was the (we) part
Dodo, no my shirt was clean, I ate in the kitchen not on my lazy boy.
OJ, square is good.
Toomz, I will look.
Shopa, they have better fries and coleslaw than the other chicken fastfood places.
Lamya, exactly
7/10,
OJ, square is good.
Toomz, I will look.
Shopa, they have better fries and coleslaw than the other chicken fastfood places.
Lamya, exactly
7/10,
Fastfood is evil!
"we" eh?
Sounds like you had fun
Sounds like you had fun
I ate KFC last night!!!!....and I was going to say but I see someone already beat me to it....You dont like butt-cars yet you like chubby/thick girls...by the way this is also the way I view vehicles, i see butts and hips all over the road.......