After 24 hours of rebooting Purgatory, I sent my physical person down with another person down to Casper to meet other people. We sat down and ordered stuff, then more people came, and those people knew others and knew us, then more people came, and so on. So for those interested, here are tidbits from our side.



- " I cannot work on two girls at one time."

- " Which arm is bigger, your left or right? which one do you use more?"

- " Can I get the Orange Mocha?" ,
odd look from waiter,
"It is not good?" ,
Waiter: yes sir some like it
later on....
Waiter: How was the Mocha?
bad look, shaking head, "no good!"

- " Can you send her a bottle of water compliments of (....)?"

- Points finger " Sunday! Sunday! "

- "You open your legs and sit on top of the toilet."

- " I do not need glasses, I can even read fine print on ads."... "Because you wrote them ads!"

- Inner thought "that table is our Bizzaro group! "

- other inner thought "What happened to Chewy?"

- " My pants zipper always go down."

- " You are fat! you need to lose weight!"
" no I weigh the same, its just distributed differently"

- " She does not want to sit with us, traitor!! "

- " When will you bring Brittney and Paris?"
" Why them? why not someone with class?"
"Like Tina Turner? she is over 60!!"
"No close to 70, but did you know they have stimulants for older women?"

- " I like taking him with me, he has warm hands."

- " Never tell a girl she is pregnant."

- " What time is it? "
"It is almost 9"
" Oh we have to leave to catch Star Academy"

- " We had her list on Excel"

- " We will change it on the menu, and call it Cup O' Nuts"

- " You do not know me, I am mean, I cannot be with her she is too sweet."

- " They both went to the bathroom! "

- " I owe you Wimpy"

Purgatorian Post #989