Is Zero female or male?
Zero is the number zero, which according to legend was created in an old lab in Baghdad, using some magical spell. The number Zero in most languages is written as a big fat 0. Do you see what I see? its round, oval, is shaped like a woman. Do you see it? Do you see it???
Ok by Purgatorian logic, we have established that the number Zero is feminine.
Now another thing that comes to my mind is, what if Zero was known to people all along, but suppressed and not used because in a male dominated society, admitting that Zero existed and that it is very important, would create chaos. Imagine what would have happend, no Greek Temples, no English Huts, no Toilet Paper, the list goes on!! women would have rights and be equal to men, Plato could not allow that to happen, so he tried to drown Archimedes, but that failed, and chaos broke!
That being said, we all know that Global Warming is caused by Zero. Yes, you read it right, Zero. Zero is a clever female, it disguises itself as the letter O and then goes and combines with poor male atoms, creating gases such as CO2, NO2, and more! Do you see it?Do you see it?
It is trying to destroy us. Zero should be eliminated.
Now as a suggestion, I recommend a new number/letter, which is more male and can have a Positive impact on us. I bet most of you have guessed it. It is the letter/number P. P is for positive, P is for Prosperity, P is for Purgatory, all positives, and women love P, Don't you? Yes you do, yes you do, Yes you do
So there, P is the new Zero. As for O, well maybe we can keep O for a while, after all, P and O are next to each other in the English Language, interesting isn't it ?
Purgatorian Post #1024
This is how evil shows its ugly face to the world, through MALES!!!