1. Uncle Purg comes home, eats lunch.
2. Notices modem flashing, i.e. not connected.
3. Disconnects modem, restarts it, no solution, checks all wires are disconnected on house, all off, checks again, nothing
4. Decides to watch more Lost and take a nap.
5. Wakes up later, still problem, eats dinner, finishes season 2 Lost.
6. Checks with other modem, [...]