1. Leave Kuwait and go somewhere else
2. Punch your friends in the eyes, best to do both their eyes. They cannot see for a few months, and they do not need lights.
3. Organise a neighborhood sauna party by staying indoors without AC for a couple of hours. Best when your friends feel insecure about their body weight. Air Freshners recommended. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, invite Exzombie or Maze for your own safety.
4. Think first and say to yourself, ” what would Paris do?”
5. Be naked, less clothes to wash, less energy. You can use a towel if you feel insecure about your body. Again, DO NOT do this around Exzombie and Maze.
Purgatorian Post #1060