Today I was dressed all in blue, including socks and underwear (by chance) - this part is for Shopa and has no connection to the post.

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Most of you think I am anti-women, well some actually believe it, however, I see women as inspiration for life. Yes they annoy me, Yes many of them are skinny, Yes they talk a lot, however, they have positives also.

1) Women invented lips. Yes, they did, how do you explain their fetish for kissing everything they see? Of course us men get our share as well. Men Lips are not actually Lips, they were added to men manufactured post the stone age, because women got tired from kissing rocks. Before Lips, men used their noses as their main facial cavity entrance.

2) Women invented milk, self explanatory. However,can you imagine as a child being fed skimmed milk?

3) Women made anti-women. What are an anti-women, or bizzaro women? Basically anyone who is not chubby and tall. They created them because they needed to fight with other women, and to have pefect targets they decided to make them short and skinny. Of course due to some genetic mutation, we have more varieties these days.

The next time you see a woman, smile, be nice and treat her with respect. Long Live Women, Queens of the Universe, my inspiration.

I leave you with this song as dedication to all women (even the ones who annoy me and stalk me)

Oh, oh, ooooh, oooooh, oooh!
Oh, oh, oooh, ooooh
Oh, oh, ooooh, ooooh, oooh!

The right stuff!!

I need a nap.

Purgatorian Post #1079