I am sure many of you remember my posts where I present my theory about Global Warming being caused by women. Although I have yet to disregard that theory, I have another theory in development.

Global Warming as we experience it these days results in hot climates, more rain in some areas, more dry land in others and associated effects elsewhere. But did you stop and think if Global Warming is actually a universal correction factor? Sure many of the causes of Global Warming are human made, but humans are part of the universe, and the universe behaves in its own way.

Suppose for a minute that according to the design of the universe, Earth was supposed to go through this phase, in prepartion for another phase, or maybe as a correction for a previous error in making? Think of the 1900's as alpha version and the latter part till now and onwards as Beta version. But what is the universe correcting? What is the error that needs to be patched or fixed?

While the universe has never recovered from the adding women to the Earth Program, I doubt that is what the universe is trying to fix. My belief is that the universe is trying to fix Earth in prepartion of Hell, where Earth is transformed into Hell because of the increasing number of evil doers in the universe, and they all need to go somewhere. Hence, Earth becomes Hell 2.0, or Hell-Extra. Imagine it this way, on a plane, you have a few seats on first and business, while the majority are in economy. Heaven is wide and spacious, but not everyone deserves to be there, nor can most of you afford it, therefore, you are doomed to Hell.

So my dear humans, are you ready for Hell 2.0?

Purgatorian Post #1107