They have imported several English people to abuse them such as Simon Cowell (American Idols), Piers Morgan (America Got Talent), Anne Robinson (Weakest Link), Gordon Ramsey (Hell's Kitchen), and lately Posh Spice (David Beckham accessory).
To comfort Americans, they have imported David Beckham and The Nanny.
What does that tell us? It tells us that Americans are yearning for the days of British Rule and that they have been bad bad children who need to be spanked because of what they have done to the world, and who comes in when a kid is in trouble? Yes you guessed right, the parents.
I leave you all with this youtube video of what you can expect people to do when the British come our way too.
Purgatorian Post #1112
