I just woke up a while back, made my coffee, sat in my shirt and underwear, watching the news, and was half way through my coffee cup, then I placed it back on the table next to me and this is what happened next,

Coffee cup hits the edge of table, coffee cup flies into garbage bin, coffee splashs all over room, on carpet, and reaches drawers next to bed, about 60 cms away!

Now I know some of you will be thinking, "He will say something about the universe", but this is not related to the universe, its just clumsy me. Yes People, ThePurg is clumsy.

However, this is not the main theme of the post. This post is about random events.

Yesterday while at Nino, we were joined by Phil Collins! Yes People, Phil Collins! Umm, ok, this is what happened, one of the guys ordered something but he is one of those picky people who does not like certain things in his pasta, so when the dish comes, he sees green stuff, and tells shows the waiter the green stuff, and then tells him to check with Chef what they are because it was not what he ordered, and he was giving the waiter some attitude.

Waiter goes, comes back and tells him its parsley, and our friend starts eating. A few minutes later, waiter comes brings the guy a drink and tells him, "You look like Phil Collins". Now the guy does not look anything close to Phil Collins :)

My food escort is going well, so far I have had 3 occasions where people paid to watch me eat :)

I have been short hunting past few days, and it was not easy to find a short I wanted, because for some reason, all shorts these days are 3/4 shorts! What happened to short short Shorts!!

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