Note: This post is written by K, edited by Purgatory to protect the innocent.

Purg walked into the dimly lit Diwaniya, the lights still sleeping while the end credits of the movie played in the background. To his left were pillows disgruntled from their resting place and to his right was the lonely pizza man waiting for his 5.500KD to fulfill the halftorn receipt for a large pizza and bufallo wings.

He locked the door behind him as he began to list his demands, one chubby chick with food.. the pizza man clutching his 5.500KD watched in awe. We offered him the remnants of the once bustling Diwaniya: Marzouq's Xbox, Stallions torn Margaritaville samples and Nibaq's cat.. He refused.. The pizza man plead for his life .. he had several cinnamon balls waiting for their eventual victims.

Stallions slumber (This part removed as it is not in-line with our traditions and values and may cause severe brain damage. In addition, he was not woken up to eat chicken wings). Nibaq stares aimlessly at the television as the Marzouq's stolen xbox plays game after game .. and I write this post.

Not all is lost within the confines of the Diwaniya. The pizza man was set free and we have taken control of the blog .. however our freedom still rests within his hands.

K post #0