During my travels I tend not to reveal my nationality, because the majority of the world hates us for some reason or another, or if they find out, they will think I am filthy rich and ask for more money. Therefore, I tend to come with different identities during my travels, use different names, ages and nationalities (without having the documents of course).
Examples:
Countries: Turkey, Oman, Iran, Pakistan, USA (FL or CA), Cuba, Netherlands, UK.
Name: Mouneer, Andy, Paul, Mirza, Tom, Mohammed, Koos.
Ages: anywhere between 25-45
Marital Status : Single, divorced, married with 4 kids (this is for Tooomz ;p)
You know, I always want to say this : "I am from Mars" ;p
How about you, what do you do?
Purgatorian Post #1122
34 Responses to “Excuse me Brother”
Hmmmm... Yeah, I guess people only see the $ sign on people coming from Kuwait - that's so funny bas I wouldn't go the extent of having aliases... I stick to being ME- Chikapappi *khhhhaaaakh* 
I speak English most of the time so that's no issue - am British 
the only setback is the 7ejab because some dumb retarted people outside do not understand the concept behind it, making a synonym of terror.
I speak English most of the time so that's no issue - am British the only setback is the 7ejab because some dumb retarted people outside do not understand the concept behind it, making a synonym of terror.Tried that. Went for the whole Venezuela thing. Guy turned out to be Spanish and started ranting away. I turned around and walked off since I could not speak the language.
What's worse is that when I did say I am from Kuwait. Nobody knew where that was.
Figures.
What's worse is that when I did say I am from Kuwait. Nobody knew where that was.
Figures.
I KNEW IT!
Mirza... wahahahahahahahahahaha!
I am always just me. But you definitely sound like a very suspicious sort of character, probably working for some intelligence agency.
I pretend that im drunk. and then i dance.
people here think im lebanese :/ now isnt that a hoot
حركااااات
والله ضحكتني
منير ها؟
منير هذا خياطي المخلص من عمر
:))
السؤال اللي يطرح نفسه:
ليش تعطي تفاصيل
واربع يهال
ومطلق
ومتزوج
ليش ليش
:)))
مع منو تسولف؟
والله ضحكتني
منير ها؟
منير هذا خياطي المخلص من عمر
:))
السؤال اللي يطرح نفسه:
ليش تعطي تفاصيل
واربع يهال
ومطلق
ومتزوج
ليش ليش
:)))
مع منو تسولف؟
I got my own Jet " fly me to za moOn " :I
I don mingle* with the ordinary'S ! :I
ewww poor ppl
I don mingle* with the ordinary'S ! :I
ewww poor ppl
i usually tell them the truth, especially college students (idiots). and when they realize that not all arabs are the same, it would be like doing them and you guys a favor.
though when i'm in kuwait, alotta people ask me where i'm from.. which is really weird, only then i would have fun and say i'm like half indian half or half moroccan.fun.
though when i'm in kuwait, alotta people ask me where i'm from.. which is really weird, only then i would have fun and say i'm like half indian half or half moroccan.fun.
I always say I am Kuwaiti - it's because I am such a model citizen that I think it is my duty to make Kuwaitis look good.
Hi
I actually ask myself that question, I don't know where I belong hehe, but usually I do say Kuwait cuz I like that we finally chose to live here
it's a nice place where most people don't know where it is n__n
I actually ask myself that question, I don't know where I belong hehe, but usually I do say Kuwait cuz I like that we finally chose to live here
it's a nice place where most people don't know where it is n__ni conviced someone that i live in a dessert somewhere in the middle east and ride air conditioned camels once.
I always say the truth, I’m King Abdullah
enzen I understood hiding your nationality, but why the name and age!?
Interesting lots of first time comments!!
Estekana and Ra-1
;p لازم أمثل الدور صح
Ayya, hmm you do look the same bes cuter
Estekana and Ra-1
;p لازم أمثل الدور صح
Ayya, hmm you do look the same bes cuter
I don't answer ... how's that?
like they say: where r u from? lebanon?
I say: no
they say: Tunis?
i say: no
لما يملون ويبطلون يسألون
like they say: where r u from? lebanon?
I say: no
they say: Tunis?
i say: no
لما يملون ويبطلون يسألون
Yo!
Awal shay, STOP moving locations!! Ur the hobo of the electronic highway!
Second shay, how was ur trip?
3rd shay, I use Egyptian, works always, except once in Thailand when we were in a boat and there was an Egyptian family, so we looked stupid trying to explain why we said Egyptian! lol
Awal shay, STOP moving locations!! Ur the hobo of the electronic highway!
Second shay, how was ur trip?
3rd shay, I use Egyptian, works always, except once in Thailand when we were in a boat and there was an Egyptian family, so we looked stupid trying to explain why we said Egyptian! lol
I always say Kuwaiti unless a Kuwaiti guy asks me where I am from and he lies about where he is from. I say anything but Kuwait and don't even bother with the accent.
My last trip this so obvious kuwaiti guy asked me where I was from telling me he is from jordan, I said I am Saudi. The next day both of us were at the airport boarding the same flight to Kuwait holding our beloved kuwaiti blue passports. Karma! They seated us next to each other!
My last trip this so obvious kuwaiti guy asked me where I was from telling me he is from jordan, I said I am Saudi. The next day both of us were at the airport boarding the same flight to Kuwait holding our beloved kuwaiti blue passports. Karma! They seated us next to each other!
YOu ain't famous
im always 2 montes pregnant from a one night stand
:I
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i never had to say where i come from they always assume i'm from lebanon , jordan or syria.
mirza with 4 kids... suits you very very well...
anyhow no one can guess you are khaliji.. unless
mirza with 4 kids... suits you very very well...
anyhow no one can guess you are khaliji.. unless
depending on the people & location, I may be Jordanian, Egyptian, Bahraini or Lebanese. (only while traveling)
Name: mine works for each of them
Age: 23-36
Marital Status : Single or married
PS
in some countries using another nationality helps in getting discounts
Name: mine works for each of them
Age: 23-36
Marital Status : Single or married
PS
in some countries using another nationality helps in getting discounts
lol compared to all the above I guess I'm boring cuz I just say the truth. I have no reason for lieing .. I didn't do anything n' I don't care who thinks what
i always say kuwait because i laugh if i lie, and then they have to mention money and oil!!!!
she9eer lek Jason Bourne?
when traveling somewhere that has khaleejis and i cant be bothered, i'm a hispanic Maria (and i immediately speak the bit of spanish i know to my friends to confuse them). the 7ejab now has created an identity crisis for Maria though.. havent found a solution yet.
however, in egypt, i've gotta be half egyptian so i dont get ripped off.. thank you tv shows, movies and songs for teaching us the accent so well!
when traveling somewhere that has khaleejis and i cant be bothered, i'm a hispanic Maria (and i immediately speak the bit of spanish i know to my friends to confuse them). the 7ejab now has created an identity crisis for Maria though.. havent found a solution yet.
however, in egypt, i've gotta be half egyptian so i dont get ripped off.. thank you tv shows, movies and songs for teaching us the accent so well!
I pretend to be Indian, Cuban, or Puerto Rican.
Sometimes I do say I'm from Kuwait, but I like to make up stories, its fun :p
Sometimes I do say I'm from Kuwait, but I like to make up stories, its fun :p
LOOOOOL @ Muneer, 3ad Muneer yelog 3alaih egyption
hmm, ana i never lie about anything, if i don't want them to know faa agolha 3adi ena magdar agol aw shay, bsss 3ala jinsety? la 3adi i say that am from Kuwait o Qimmat il proudana (proud to be) .. ya3ni itha kanat lihum nathra ghala6 3an il Kwaiteyeen ana asali7ha ;D o itha kanaw yekrehhona for a reason, let them explain and i'll proove them wrong, oo itha galaw (O KUWAIT rich country) simply jawaby ra7 yekoon (not anymore) o yasketoon
bs a3arf awadem they do, mathalan my friends they say enhom from "Yemen" or "Libya" or "Jaza'er"
bs ya3ni ma tiswa adish il nar 3ala jinsiti moo?=p
hmm, ana i never lie about anything, if i don't want them to know faa agolha 3adi ena magdar agol aw shay, bsss 3ala jinsety? la 3adi i say that am from Kuwait o Qimmat il proudana (proud to be) .. ya3ni itha kanat lihum nathra ghala6 3an il Kwaiteyeen ana asali7ha ;D o itha kanaw yekrehhona for a reason, let them explain and i'll proove them wrong, oo itha galaw (O KUWAIT rich country) simply jawaby ra7 yekoon (not anymore) o yasketoon
bs a3arf awadem they do, mathalan my friends they say enhom from "Yemen" or "Libya" or "Jaza'er"
bs ya3ni ma tiswa adish il nar 3ala jinsiti moo?=p
am gonna reveal ur true identity to the interpole...:P
i did the same thing last time i traveled ! it was funny .. epically in starbucks the guy that works there thought first of all im indian then austrailian then american!!! it was freaking funny!
chances are high that the guy i met on my trip was not a bahraini from Kuwait as he claimed....
not that I give a damn but why lie? However...the temptation to try this out is great
not that I give a damn but why lie? However...the temptation to try this out is great