One of my adorable friends enjoyed abusing my kids everytime she has a chance, but she cannot do much about it as she has inner rage. Tonight while talking about the Emmy's on Dubai TV they had a group called Jersey Boys who sang some classic songs and some of the singers had a high pitch, so I commented that they must wear tight underwear in order to raise their voices, then she mentioned my kids again, and at that moment a though raced through my mind
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My abused kids cannot be complete kids, they are half kids, while women hold the other half. When the two combine, they become a being. My theory is that women give kids butts and men give kids brains and body. She agreed on the body, but she swaped brains for butt (common mistake even with grown-ups).
What do you think? Who is right?
Purgatorian Post #1145
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not you!
wallahy ennak enta elly abused! What a weird weird theory! We give kids butts! well yeah, if they are boys & the girl's totlly right! where do you come up with those ideas OMGGGGGGGGGGG! *smacks on the head*
P.S: If you hve ketchup with steak, you'll function better 
What babies?
Britney Spear's babies
meen 3alamak 3al darb il hacha3????
u have babies?
You have kids? I agree with the extremely patient lady who is dealing with those rather strange theories of yours.
LOL ummmmm????
You have kids?
Here's how it works, Purg. Women provide good looks and brains. Men provide some raw material. Women take the raw material and mold it into beautiful little babies, and then culture the little babies to become bold, beautiful women or . . . boys. That's how it works.
Here's how it works, Purg. Women provide good looks and brains. Men provide some raw material. Women take the raw material and mold it into beautiful little babies, and then culture the little babies to become bold, beautiful women or . . . boys. That's how it works.
wat a theory ?!!!
women give kids butttts ???
wat if the baby born with a very skinny buttt ???
ya3ni ehya mo woman enough ????????????????????
women give kids butttts ???
wat if the baby born with a very skinny buttt ???
ya3ni ehya mo woman enough ????????????????????
For all those who asked if I have kids, I do not have kids.
ct13, and how would I know the new address?
I am of course
mo inta wala ihya
a9lan we give babies everything .. into malkum lazma
& jay z .... LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
mo inta wala ihya
a9lan we give babies everything .. into malkum lazma
& jay z .... LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I'll email it to you 
and Im not ct13 .. use the(Username) of the day !
I smell diapers :I
and Im not ct13 .. use the(Username) of the day !
I smell diapers :I
Then who exactly is being abused? Who are the kids? Purg, you are one strange guy..
after abusing your kid, is he still your best friend? =/
ok, let me guess.. your kids are ur sperm? (ew!)
if so, then you've got it backwards, women give babies brains since they have the smarter ones, and it's known that men determine the sex of the baby, so they just focus on the lower body parts :p
if so, then you've got it backwards, women give babies brains since they have the smarter ones, and it's known that men determine the sex of the baby, so they just focus on the lower body parts :p
Amethyst, ask my adorable friend.
V.Q., I do not abuse my kids, she does.
Swair, does that explain why women are sexually frustrated?
V.Q., I do not abuse my kids, she does.
Swair, does that explain why women are sexually frustrated?
not really, it's men who can only think of sex.. because women have brains, they can THINK of alternatives LOL
I don't think any of you is "right" in the head. ahem.. sorry.
LOL what happened to codons?!!
OMG! People actuallu thought you have kids! LOL!!!! Walla that's so funny! HAHAHA!