Warning - Extra Ranting Post

I HAVE NO CLUE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR RUINING A GREAT BOOK, A GREAT CHAPTER IN THE TRILOGY, ONE OF THE BOOKS I REALLY LOVED AND THE WORK OF A GREAT AND REAL GENIUS, AND THEN THE RESULT IS SUCH A TERRIBLE FILM CALLED THE GOLDEN COMPASS, BUT I WILL BLAME YOU CHRIS!!! I BLAME YOU CHRIS WEITZ! YES YOU AND ONLY YOU! MISTER DIRECTOR, MISTER SCREENPLAY ADAPTER!

OOOOOOOH I CANNOT HANDLE SUCH A MOVIE! OOOOOOOH I WILL LEAVE!! OOOOOOOOOH I WILL COME BACK FOR MORE MONEY BECAUSE I DID THE MORONIC ADAPTED SCREENPLAY! HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID THEY LET YOU DIRECT SUCH A MOVIE! COME TO THINK OF IT, HOW DID YOU WASTE SUCH TALENTED ACTORS TALENTS INTO SUCH A FAILURE!

YOU SHOULD BE BANNED FROM DIRECTING PERIOD! I ($$$$-ING) HATE YOU! YOU ARE A BUTCHER NOT A DIRECTOR, AND I FINISH MY POST BY SAYING THIS! YOUR MOMMA'S CAT! YOUR ($$$$-ING) MOMMA'S CAT!!

Purgatorian Post #1198