Last night I was invited to attend a birthday celebration. It was a closed event with lots of friends and loud music. During this evening, someone tried to assassinate me with Pepsi, and another tried to pull my hands off to use as a dancing pool.

As I sat there watching people enjoy their evening, and food started to take ages to arrive, I began to imagine people as different types of meat and vegetables. I saw a nice rump steak with gravy, big machboos dish with nuts, chicken tikka with Homous, cheese burgers and also some oranges and lemons. As I combined those things in my head, and the different 0's and 1's started rotating and intermixing with each other, I managed to reduce those dishes into one Sushi dish and I was having a good time eating Sushi, and the whole room seemed quiet and peaceful, as if I was in a different place, but then I saw birthday boy and I snapped out of my trance, and into reality, still no food, still no meat, I had to wait a bit more, 20 minutes more.

However, at the end of the night, I got my Purger, my Pottomless Pepsi and a Piece of Pirthday Cake, which was just Perfect.

Purgatorian Post #1200