One of my friends decided to make a career shift and change to another company. She was telling me that management were upset, and that her old boss lady came to her from a long distance overnight just to make her stay. Of course she failed, but while talking to her, an idea came to me, the P.S.S. Employee.

Me: So what happened with the lady from (@@@@@@)?
Her: Nothing
Me: So she did not entice you to stay with her womanly charms?
Her: She does not have womanly charms, she is as old as my mother.
Me: Does not matter, even older women have womanly charms. I bet if they sent you a male model, you would have stayed.
Her: ?
Me: Its a pay-for-stay Hooker, hired by the company to fix things.
Her: LOL!!

Ok now based on that conversation, here is how things started moving in my head to that tangent. A while back I saw the George Clooney Movie, Michael Clayton, where his role in the movie is the fixer, he fixes things for the company. He does not sleep with people, but he fixes things. While talking to the lady, my brain cell associated with movies, went there, passed by the Karl Wolf "Africa" sexy model in yellow bikini, then back to work, and the concept of a Pay-Per-Stay Hooker came.

The PPS Hooker is a company employee, who must have features that make men or women go WAWA, and good conversation skills, good human interaction, and in the worst of situations, be ready to entice people to stay in the company by offering them "special services", when money, position and everything else fails. We all know humans are weak, maybe some Marvin Gay Healing is all they need.

Are you ready for the next step?

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