My friend is sick.

Very sick.

She doesn't have a fever though.

Christmas is close

I think she is pregnant

She could have an immaculate conception

She might call him Angel (Anhel, or Ankhel)

Three wise men, three wise men
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife
She cut off their "tails" with a carving knife
Did you [...]

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I saw Wall E yesterday and enjoyed it, can you guess what I liked most?

Purgatorian Post #1369

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Friend: Doctor told me I am obese, and need to lose weight
Purg: You are not obese! you are ok!!
Friend: No, he said I have to lose weight and told me obesity is a disease.
Purg: Obesity is a fashion statement. Damn Doctor, he wants to ruin my life. I mean if I do not have chubby [...]

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ما أدري ليش دايما يصير فيني هل الموقف. الكل عارف أن البرغ السكري يلبس أخر موضة و بدله سنعة، و شكله سمبتيك، بس ليش الناس كله تناديني دكتور؟

أروح أشتري بدل، راعي المحل يناديني دكتور

أروح سفارة أطلع فيزا، ناطر أدش، اللي يمي يقول، تفضل دكتور

أروح البنك، ناطر، الريسبشونيست تقولي، تفضل دكتور

ودي أعرف شنو الشي اللي فيني [...]

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